I was inspired to write by Hunter S. Thompson, so I must give credit. I just finished watching "Gonzo", a documentary about H.S.T.'s life and work. This man is incredibly interesting and inspired those around him to contribute to a truly fascinating and well-produced documentary. After his unfortunate death by suicide in 2005, he had his ashes shot into the scenic Colorado sky amongst a grand display of fireworks. Unarguably, a great way to go out. Here are some others,
Sharkbait: Fleshy remains fastened to lines and trolled behind a boat off the coast of South Africa where those sharks on Planet Earth soar out the water for their prey?
GOP aintball: Ashes mixed into paint, then formed into paintballs which will be used in a paintball war between Republicans and Democrats to decide the 2060 presidential election. No wiping Florida! (Independents referee)
Money Shot: Ashes snorted up Lindsay Lohan's right nostril.
Pass the salt please: Remains delicately prepared, cooked, and served a la foie gras by Gordon Ramsay to Andrew Zimmern on Bizarrerer Foods. "It's an interesting texture, like warm goat bladder, though a bit gamier...This guy must've worked out!"
I had a lot more to say, but it's time for a beer. And not Stella Artois!
It's Alright,
N. Stefani
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